Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.