Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Commentary:
“Sorry, can’t hang out today! Too busy saving daylight… you know, superhero stuff! 💪🦸‍♂️ Don’t worry, I’ll be back before bedtime! ⏰😄

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