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Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Spotted on Pinterest:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Shared recently on YouTube:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Making waves on X:

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy 🧙‍♂️! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze 💨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer 🚜! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals 🤪!

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Seen just now on X:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Spotted on Threads:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Going viral on Snapchat:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Going viral on Messenger:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Making waves on YouTube:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Just shared via Messenger:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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