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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

I am cassette tape years old.

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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