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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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33 shares on Discord this month:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

43 shares on X this month:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

85 shares on Slack this month:

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Making waves on X:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

Spotted on WeChat:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

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