Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.