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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?