Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.