Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!
  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.
  • Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
  • Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.
  • A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.