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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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I used to be cool, but now I just can’t wait to get on the couch by 7 p.m., in my pajamas, with a quilted blanket.

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I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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Funny 14th quotes are here to add a splash of laughter and sparkle to your special day 🎉✨ Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just a quirky celebration, these witty lines will have you giggling nonstop 😂🎂 Get ready to share some smiles and make your 14th moment unforgettable with humor that’s as fresh as your vibe! 🎈🎊

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Spotted on Reddit:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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