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"Reaching that age when simply getting out of bed deserves a round of applause! 👏🕺 Age is just a number, but those applause sure feel real! 😄🎉"
68 Funny able quotes
Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.
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Taking a leap of faith into coupledom sounds thrilling, but the fear of successful love is real! 🏃♂️💔😆 #SingleSwanSong
Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.
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Finally, a reason to consider myself enlightened after watching last year's karaoke night! 🎤😅📹
My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I will eventually be able to get back in the bed.
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The eternal battle: bed versus world. Bed wins every time! 🛌😂
Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.
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Guess your new shirt is on an extended summer vacation! 🌞😅👕
You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.
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Finally, an update that will make Mondays bearable! 📧👍😂
If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.
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Explaining our "booster seats" to a teenager makes me feel like an ancient artifact 🧓📞😂
Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.
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"Next step: adding 'song counselor' to my resume so I can congratulate artists on their masterpieces personally! 🎶☎️😂"