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Might start a YouTube channel β€œwill it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Girls be like, β€œI know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Venn diagrams. You either love β€˜em or you hate β€˜em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

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Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Reported on Pinterest:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m β€œstill able to do”.

Reported on Slack:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Live now on Snapchat:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Trending via Telegram:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Trending via Instagram:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Trending via Twitch:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Trending via Discord:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

Seen just now on Discord:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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People be like, β€œI’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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Trending via Instagram:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Spotted on TikTok:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Live now on Instagram:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Going viral on Discord:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Reported on TikTok:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Making waves on Facebook:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Reported on Messenger:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Spotted on TikTok:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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