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Funny ADHD quotes are the perfect way to celebrate the quirks and chaos of a busy mind! 🤪✨ They turn everyday distractions into moments of laughter 😂 and remind us that sometimes, being a little all over the place is just part of the fun. Whether you’re navigating focus struggles or just love a good brain-quirk joke, these playful sayings will brighten your day and keep you smiling! 🌟🧠💥

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

4 weeks ago
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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

1 month ago
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People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

1 month ago
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ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

4 months ago
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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

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The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

All funny ADHD quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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