14 Funny algorithm quotes

• Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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  1 month ago

  ability, algorithm, betterment, chance, humanity, only, people, please, post, psionic, psionic ability, show

• Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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  1 month ago

  accidental, accidental click, accidentally, activity, algorithm, click, different, Facebook, humor, identity, media, much, online, online activity, person, post, social, social media, technology, UFO

• Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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  1 month ago

  after, algorithm, comparison, dad, enjoy, excess, family, fridge, humor, loving, oranges, Pinterest, seeing, whole

• Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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  1 month ago

  algorithm, confusion, engagement, i, impress, just, liking, media, post, social, social media, understand

• Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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  1 month ago

  algorithm, existential, fix, humor, life, problem, request, someone, technology

• Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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  1 month ago

  algorithm, i, much, scrolling, snack

• I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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  1 month ago

  ad, algorithm, clicking, fashion, flannel, flannel shirt, humor, i, identity, Instagram, lumberjack, media, mistake, online, online shopping, shirt, shopping, social, social media

• Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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  1 month ago

  algorithm, confusing, humor, identity, judge, likes, me, media, perception, social, social media

• Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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  2 months ago

  algorithm, attractive, attractive person, humor, media, most, only, people, person, post, show, social, social media, successful, successful person, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, algorithm, denial, humor, knows, media, preference, social, social media, technology, temptation, thing, yourself

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