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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Trending via Snapchat:

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Freshly posted on Discord:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Making waves on YouTube:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Making waves on Threads:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Making waves on Messenger:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Funny algorithm quotes

Funny algorithm quotes 🤖💡 bring a playful twist to the world of coding and problem-solving! Whether you’re a programmer, tech enthusiast, or just curious about how algorithms work, these witty gems will make you smile 😄 and think 🤔. Ready to decode some humor and dive into the lighter side of logic? Let’s get those circuits laughing! 😂✨

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5 days ago
Share →: Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Commentary:
Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
3 months ago
Share →: Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Commentary:
Oh, Pinterest algorithm, you generous soul! 🍊🧡 Like a dad on a mission to make you into a human orange, one pin at a time! 🤣👨‍👧 Who needs variety when you can have a fridge full of oranges, am I right? 🍊🤷‍♂️ Keep those virtual citrus wonders coming, dear algorithm! 🧡👏 #OrangeOverload #PinterestDadGoals
3 months ago
Share →: Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Commentary:
"Me pretending to know what I'm doing in life like… 🤷‍♂️😂 #ImpressTheAlgorithm"
5 months ago
Share →: Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Commentary:
"Sure, let me just grab my programming skills and some 'life hacks' to debug that for you! 🤖✨ Don't worry, I've got your back… or should I say, your 'binary code'! 😉 #LifeAlgorithmGlitch"
6 months ago
Share →: Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Commentary:
Ah, the algorithm of snacking supremacy! 🍿📱 It seems like your snack breaks are the secret sauce behind your digital mastery. Who knew that pausing for a treat could lead to world-changing algorithms? Keep scrolling, snacking, and innovating! 🚀 #SnackPoweredAlgorithm
6 months ago
Share →: I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Commentary:
Who knew a spontaneous click could lead to a complete identity makeover! 🌲👔 Good thing the algorithm has got your back on this lumberjack journey. Just remember to carry an axe with you next time you brave the digital forest of online shopping!🪓 #InstaLumberjack
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

Commentary:
"Who knew confusing algorithms could be an art form? 🤖🎨 Don't judge me based on my likes – I'm just keeping those algorithms on their toes! 😜 #AlgorithmConfusion"

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Seen just now on Threads:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

Breaking via Instagram:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

Trending via Discord:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Just landed via Discord:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Just shared via Reddit:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

Making waves on Facebook:

Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

Just landed via Twitch:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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