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Are you a software update, because not now!

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If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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One day you burned a CD for the last time and didn’t even realize it.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Trending via Discord:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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