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Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Spotted on Telegram:

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Just shared via Facebook:

Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

Seen just now on Slack:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Seen just now on Reddit:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

34 shares on Discord this month:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

82 shares on Reddit this month:

They’re selling me on Temu tomorrow.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Live now on Facebook:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Going bananas on X:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Just landed via Threads:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

Seen just now on Threads:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Shared recently on Discord:

Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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