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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Making waves on YouTube:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Seen just now on X:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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I am half agony, half hope.

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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Making waves on Twitch:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Spotted on Twitch:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Freshly posted on Slack:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Live now on WeChat:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Reported on Instagram:

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Going viral on Discord:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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