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Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

The government even made aliens boring.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Just landed via Reddit:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Going bananas on Threads:

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Trending via Reddit:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Seen just now on Threads:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

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Breaking via YouTube:

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Just shared via YouTube:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Trending via YouTube:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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