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Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

3,696

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

Trending via Twitch:

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Trending via Snapchat:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Just shared via Messenger:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Going viral on Discord:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Shared recently on Discord:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Breaking via Reddit:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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2 months ago

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I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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2 months ago

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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2 months ago

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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3 months ago

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5 months ago

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72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

16 shares on Threads this month:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

96 shares on Discord this month:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I am half agony, half hope.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,377

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Going bananas on WeChat:

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

Breaking via Threads:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Just landed via Threads:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Just landed via Threads:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Going viral on Threads:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Going viral on Messenger:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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