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"Ex's be like 'I gave you everything'. Yeah, trust issues. 🙄 Sounds like they're giving everything except honesty and loyalty! 😂 #EpicFail"
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- If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.
- I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.
- I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.
- Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?
- I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.
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"Ah, the classic 'plot twist' moment in a romantic comedy… or is it a horror movie?! 👀🎬 Here's to finding 'the one' who doesn't ghost you faster than a magician makes a rabbit disappear! 🎩🐇✨" -
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"Dear sleep, I'm sorry I left you for the snooze button this morning. Can we rekindle our relationship? 💔😴 #SleepIsBae" -
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Oh, the classic tale of unrequited love between a person and a gym – the treadmill of heartbreak 💔. Sometimes, no matter how many reps you do, the gym still wants some space. Time to find a new workout partner, maybe yoga or pilates will be a better match! 🧘♂️💪 #GymBreakup #SweatingItOut
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- I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.
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- I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.
- Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!
- Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.
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