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Sounds like some men need to uninstall their "ex" from their operating system before downloading a new relationship 😂🤦♂️💔
63 Funny breakup quotes
All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.
If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.
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Guess I'll be seeing you at the gates of Hogwarts then! 🎓📚✨
My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.
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Looks like sis's boyfriend is in the official "probation perimeter" of the family photos! 😂📸✂️
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.
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Sounds like they're stuck in a never-ending episode of "Tech Soap Opera: The Paper Jam Chronicles" 😂🖨️💔💻
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴
You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.
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Guess that’s why drones were invented—to safely deliver discarded boyfriend belongings! 🚁🧦📦
Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.
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Sounds like it's time to call the heart department for a rekindle 🔥❤️🚒
Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.
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Well, it looks like you’re getting free headspace while they're paying rent! 😆🧠💭
Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
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Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️🩹✨