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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

My favorite color is money.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

The world started without permission again.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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Broadcasted on X:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Going bananas on X:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Shared recently on Telegram:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Going viral on Slack:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

Spotted on Slack:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Going viral on Threads:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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44 shares on Reddit this month:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

51 shares on Slack this month:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Seen just now on Twitch:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Just landed via Slack:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Spotted on Reddit:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Just shared via Messenger:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Breaking via Discord:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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