Funny buried quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for those laid-back denim enthusiasts 👖🏡 They might have a secret garden of buried surprises in their backyard! Keep calm and carry on, just steer clear of their eclectic fashion choices 😉🌳 #FashionablyDevious"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Pharaohs were just trying to slide into the afterlife in style! 🌊😎 Who knew that crossing their hands was the ancient Egyptian version of getting ready for a day at the water park? 💦🎢 Just imagine, forever riding those infinite water slides… sounds like a pretty 'pharaohtastic' eternity! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🏴‍☠️ That's the spirit! Who needs boring old 401(k) plans when you can have a treasure map and a trusty shovel instead, right? 💰 Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you encounter more "X marks the spot" than actual booty! 😉 #RetirementGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like even ancient rulers couldn't resist the allure of a good water slide! 🌊👑 Just imagine the Pharaohs slipping and sliding their way into eternity, ready for a splash-tacular afterlife adventure! 💦 Who knew the pyramids were actually ancient water parks in disguise? 🏰🌈 #WaterslidesOfTheNile"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this person is taking the term "growing in a relationship" quite literally! 🍅🌱 Who knew heartbreak could be so nourishing for the garden? Talk about turning emotional baggage into literal fruits of labor! 🤣 #RelationshipGoals #LoveGrowsInMysteriousWays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring 401(k) when you've got a treasure map and a sense of adventure?! 🗺️💰 Retirement goals set to 'X marks the spot' level! ⛏️✨#PirateLife"

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