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Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

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Trending via Reddit:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

Trending via TikTok:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Spotted on Discord:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Going viral on Facebook:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Trending via Snapchat:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Funny buried quotes

Funny buried quotes 💀🌟 dig deep into humor that’s both dark and delightfully witty! Perfect for those who love a clever twist on the afterlife or just want to laugh in the face of the inevitable. Whether you’re looking to lighten a spooky mood or add some quirky charm to your day, these gems will have you chuckling underground and beyond! 😂⚰️ #LaughTillYouDrop

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

1 week ago

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

2 weeks ago

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88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

21 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

99 shares on Facebook this month:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Someone asked, “Can I bum a scroll?” because they deleted Instagram off their phone.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.

Spotted on X:

I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Trending via Telegram:

Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

Making waves on Slack:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Just shared via Snapchat:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Live now on Reddit:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Going viral on Twitch:

If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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