Funny buried quotes

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025