Commentary:
When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
58 Funny business quotes
I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.
Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns! 🏺📜😂"
Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.
Commentary:
"When your curiosity meets its match: 'Sir Nosey McNoserson, please step away from the boundaries of Businesslandia!' 🕵️♂️🚫🙅♀️"
Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.
Commentary:
"Please, I'm just here for the kale, not a kaleidoscope of 'artisanal' macrame plant hangers! 🥬😅🎨"
Aura is the real business card.
Commentary:
"Guess I'll need to work on my 'aura-tunity' for success! ✨💼😂"
If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.
Commentary:
"When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈"
Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?
Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of being held hostage in a meeting – it's like a free ticket to a boredom party! 🕰️🤦♂️ #OfficeLife"
Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
Commentary:
“Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”
Fun Fact or Trivia:
The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!
