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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
58 Funny business quotes
I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.
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Trying to keep a straight face every time I hear it… but they should've considered naming it "StopDaddy" 😂🤔
I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.
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I swear bills have GPS, they always know when to find me! 📬💸
When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.
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Sharks, squids, and mysteries? I'm just here for the suntan and the beach selfies! 🦈🌊📸
I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.
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And I knew my cooking class was a joke when the teacher's idea of "flambe" involved a smoke alarm! 😂🔥📚
Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.
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Every night is just another chance for my anxiety to throw a party and forget to invite sleep! 🎉😅💼
My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.
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Looks like the bartender's about to get a degree in therapy! 🍸🛋️🤣
Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.
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Ranting incognito: the ultimate stealth mode 🙈🕵️♂️💬
Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?
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Looks like our situation needs a traffic cop! 🚦😂🕵️♂️
The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.
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Why stop there? Let's add a cat cafe, yoga studio, and a place to nap! ☕📚🍰🌸😺🧘💤