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5 months ago
Share →: Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Ah yes, the perfect combo for a productive day! ☕️😅 Who needs boring old water when you can have a drink that gives you a kick, keeps you on edge, and has you rushing to the bathroom every hour? Coffee: fueling your addiction, anxiety, and bathroom breaks since forever! 😜
5 months ago
Share →: They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Well, how about "coffeenarcotics"? It's like hitting the snooze button on reality while still getting stuff done ☕💤💼 Just imagine the jolt of energy paired with the ultimate relaxation! Coffee enthusiasts and sleepyheads everywhere would rejoice at this powerful combo. Who knows, maybe one day we'll have our own version of a halfway-to-heaven brew 😄🚀 #DreamingBig
5 months ago
Share →: That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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So long, civilized coffee cup! Hello, pot life! 😂☕️ Embrace the caffeine chaos with a touch of rebellion and a lot of refill convenience! 🤪🌟 #CoffeePotGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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"Without coffee, I turn into a sleep-crazed maniac! ☕️😴 Better watch out or you'll witness the dawn of the 'sleeping monster'! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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"Just sprinkle some espresso into the holy water, it's the perfect blend of caffeine and blessings ☕️💦 #DivineAwakening"
5 months ago
Share →: My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Ah, the bitter truth! ☕️😅 It seems like your coffee could use some sugar and maybe a little therapy to work through its issues. Or perhaps a change of beans to add some excitement back into your morning routine!
5 months ago
Share →: Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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"Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé. Because we all know that pursuing equality and freedom sometimes requires a double shot of caffeine! ☕️☕️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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"Looks like your hair is aiming for that promotion! ☕️💼 Maybe it'll finally stop slacking off and start pulling its weight around here! 💪🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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"Who needs who more, coffee or us? ☕🤔 Perhaps coffee secretly craves our company just as much as we crave its energizing embrace! It's a love-hate ☕❤️ relationship, filled with early morning jitters and midday crashes."
5 months ago
Share →: Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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Oh no, it sounds like your left eye has decided to go on strike without its coffee fix! ☕️🙉 Maybe it's time to call in some reinforcements before your right eye decides to join the protest too! 😂