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Funny calculator quotes

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

2 months ago

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

3 months ago

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

3 months ago

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

3 months ago