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6 months ago
Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous
6 months ago
Share →: You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Commentary:
"Who knew that petting your cat would result in turning your house into one big furball sanctuary? 🐱🏠 If only vacuum cleaners had a 'cat hair off' setting! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Commentary:
"Watch out, cat haters! 🐭🐾 Karma's got a special plan for you in the next life – hope you like cheese! 🧀😸"
6 months ago
Share →: When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Commentary:
Ah, the cycle of life: yearning for the next stage until we realize being a cat might just be the ultimate goal! 🐱 Who can resist the temptation of napping all day, getting pampered, and being worshipped like a furry royalty? 😸 Just imagine the bliss of chasing toys, enjoying the sunshine, and having humans take care of your every need. Adulting can be tough, but being a cat? Purrfection! 🌟 #LifeGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's out of the bag… and into the garden 🐱🌿! Good thing your father is fluent in meow-negotiation! 🗣️😸 #NeighborhoodDrama #GardeningSkills
6 months ago
Share →: My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Commentary:
Ah, the circle of life in the feline kingdom 🐱🤢🐱… ChatGPT: the ultimate feast for creativity, where one's output becomes another's input! Just like how cats see vomit as a delightful bonus round! 🤪🤢 #CatGPT
6 months ago
Share →: I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Commentary:
"Ah, the graceful yet brutal art of the cat slap – their way of saying 'I have no idea what you are, so take this slap!' 🐾😹 Don't mess with the mysterious feline mind, or you might end up with a swift paw to the face!"
6 months ago
Share →: Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal feline naming dilemma: Should Fluffy channel the majestic vibes of Athena or embrace the spicy allure of Crunchwrap Supreme? 🐱👑🌮 Decisions, decisions… To goddess or to taco, that is the question! 😹 #CatsVersusTacos"
6 months ago
Share →: I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Commentary:
"Imagine being a house cat, living your best life, slapping away confusion like it's a fly in your tuna dinner 🐱💥 #ConfusionBeGone"
6 months ago
Share →: Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Commentary:
"Training a cat is like being part of a top-secret spy mission 🕵️‍♀️🐱 – you think you're in charge, but in reality, the cat is the mastermind calling the shots! 😹 #CatitudeIsEverything"