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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

3 months ago

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

3 months ago

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

3 months ago

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

3 months ago

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

3 months ago