Funny ceremony quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone deserves a standing ovation for this kitchen-cleaning milestone! 👏🎉 Who needs the Oscars when you've got a spouse in a suit awaiting their well-deserved recognition ceremony in the living room? 🕺👔 #DomesticAwardsNight

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so that's what they mean by "country music" 🤠🎶 Nothing like a good ol' national anthem to get those cowboy boots stompin'! Howdy Partner 😄🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas 🍷🌊 Let's keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now 😉🌍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the grand spectacle of the Olympics versus the epic production of waking up! 🎉☀️ Let the games begin – in both cases, may the coffee be strong and the snooze button weak! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

  Commentary:
  "Watching this wedding ceremony unfold, I can't help but think: 'This could have been an email…' 💌😂 Talk about cutting out the middleman! #WeddingTakes"

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