Commentary:
Looks like someone deserves a standing ovation for this kitchen-cleaning milestone! 👏🎉 Who needs the Oscars when you've got a spouse in a suit awaiting their well-deserved recognition ceremony in the living room? 🕺👔 #DomesticAwardsNight

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.
Commentary:
"Looks like Jesus is not RSVP-ing to this event! He must be too busy turning water into wine or parting the seas 🍷🌊 Let's keep the thank-yous Earth-bound for now 😉🌍"

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the grand spectacle of the Olympics versus the epic production of waking up! 🎉☀️ Let the games begin – in both cases, may the coffee be strong and the snooze button weak! 😉"
This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.
Commentary:
"Watching this wedding ceremony unfold, I can't help but think: 'This could have been an email…' 💌😂 Talk about cutting out the middleman! #WeddingTakes"