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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡² has viewed:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ώ has shared:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό has copied:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has bookmarked:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Someone from πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ has copied:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ή has downloaded:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ό has shared:

Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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Broadcasted on TikTok:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Spotted on Slack:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Broadcasted on X:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Trending via TikTok:

Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

Just landed via X:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Freshly posted on X:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Live now on Messenger:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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97 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

92 shares on Slack this month:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

72 shares on Slack this month:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

18 shares on Slack this month:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

32 shares on Threads this month:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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Whoever invented the β€œskip intro” button really understood humans.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

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I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» has shared:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has shared:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ has viewed:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡© has copied:

At therapy, saying β€œDon’t worry about it” to every question.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¬ has copied:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡« has bookmarked:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡© has shared:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has downloaded:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² has viewed:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡Ώ has viewed:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Just landed via X:

I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Might start a YouTube channel β€œwill it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Going viral on Threads:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Trending via Telegram:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Seen just now on Slack:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Just landed via YouTube:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Making waves on Threads:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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