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I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Just shared via Facebook:

I put the hot in psychotic.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Spotted on Facebook:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Funny cracking quotes

Funny cracking quotes are the perfect recipe to brighten your day and crack you up 😂✨ Whether you need a quick mood booster or a clever line to share with friends, these gems will have you laughing out loud in no time 🤣🔥 Get ready to sprinkle some humor into your feed and turn any dull moment into a hilarious one! 😜💥

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

2 days ago
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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

5 days ago
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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

1 month ago
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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

1 month ago
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Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

4 months ago
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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Trending via Reddit:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Freshly posted on X:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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