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Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,350

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Just shared via YouTube:

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Going viral on Instagram:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Just landed via Discord:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Spotted on Messenger:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Trending via Instagram:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Just landed via Slack:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Going viral on X:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on Slack this month:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

80 shares on Twitch this month:

My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

64 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,676

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Instagram:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Just shared via Threads:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Making waves on Snapchat:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Trending via TikTok:

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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