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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

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Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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β€œI’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an β€˜upstairs’ vacuum.”

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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Commenting β€œwhat about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Making waves on Messenger:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Going viral on Telegram:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Just shared via Reddit:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Live now on Telegram:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Just shared via Facebook:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Just landed via Messenger:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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