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Funny curtain quotes

Funny curtain quotes bring a splash of humor to your home decor 🎭πŸͺŸ, turning ordinary window treatments into conversation starters! Whether you’re looking to brighten up your living room or add a quirky twist to your space, these witty sayings will have you chuckling every time you draw the curtains πŸ˜‚βœ¨. Get ready to see your windows in a whole new lightβ€”funny and fabulous! 🌟πŸͺ„

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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