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Relatable on so many levels! 😂 Work-life balance: 0, Work-work balance: 100! 🏃♂️💼🛌
86 Funny daily life quotes
I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.
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Sounds like you're just one closet away from a chore-lympics event! 🧺👕😂
No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.
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Finally perfected my "de-shopping" skills 😂🏠🛒
Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.
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Living life on the edge… or at least on the southpaw side! 🍽️😅🙃
Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.
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Just another day in the life of a horribly patient procrastinator! 😅⏳✨
You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.
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Living the spin cycle life—perpetually sorting colors from whites like a never-ending quest! 🧺😅🌀
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.
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Work is my new personality. Send help! 🛠️🤔😴😂
I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.
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The struggle is real when your inside voice wants to become your outside voice 😂🤐
“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”
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Every time I leave the house, I'm reminded why sweatpants exist 😂🙈
I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.
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My brain's confused buffet is open 24/7! 🤔🤷♂️🤣