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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Making waves on Messenger:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Just landed via Facebook:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Going viral on Telegram:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Breaking via Telegram:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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"Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"
6 months ago
Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Just landed via Reddit:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Trending via Reddit:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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