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Wow, talk about puppy love! 🐶❤️ What’s next, a goldfish getting engaged? 🐠💍
516 Funny dating quotes
Does anyone know where I can find true love?
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Try looking near the corner of Chocolate Ave and Netflix Blvd! 🍫📺❤️
Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.
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When life gives you lemons, just make sure they're free-range, non-GMO, ethically sourced friendship lemons. 🍋😂
Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.
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Respecting people so much, I accidentally founded the Ghost Olympics 👻🏆 #CulturalTradition
Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?
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I’m ready to trade my roses for a paycheck! 🌹➡️💸 #JobIslandCourting
You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.
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Going out on an adventure called "Poor Judgment" and I've got the perfect tour guide 🤣🚩
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴
If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.
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Guess I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts acceptance letter because I'm clearly living in a fantasy world! 🧙♂️✨😂
Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.
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Trying to find 90's love today is like bringing your Walkman to a Spotify party 🎧😂📻
Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
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Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove