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Ah, yes, nothing like choosing your own adventure just to discover you've picked the scenic route to Regretville! 😅🗺️🤦♂️
38 Funny decision making quotes
Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.
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Plot twist: I've mastered the art of surprising myself on a daily basis! 🤔🤷♂️🔮
One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.
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Adulting Level: Expert – When you start hoarding boxes like they're limited edition collectibles! 📦😂📦
Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.
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Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.
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Sounds like I'm the same comedian whether I'm sipping tea or tequila 🤔🎭🥃
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
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When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️
I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.
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Trying to compliment my life decisions is like giving myself a participation trophy for a dodgeball game I never showed up to 😂🏆
Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.
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"Decisions, decisions… Looks like my to-do list just got a plot twist! 📚🍕🧽 #Priorities"
Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.
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"When counting sheep turns into dodging them like an action movie, you'll know it's decision time! 🐑💤💥😂"
“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”
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"Taking advice from my heart is like getting directions from a GPS with a crush on that bakery down the street! 🧭💖🥐"