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Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Not photogenic, but I probably look soooo good as a distant memory.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Making waves on WeChat:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Seen just now on X:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Funny definition quotes

Funny definition quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday words and ideas 🤪📚, turning language into pure comedy gold! Whether you need a chuckle for your day or a clever icebreaker 😂✨, these witty takes will have you seeing definitions in a whole new light. Ready to laugh out loud while expanding your vocabulary? Let’s dive into the funniest meanings that make words way more entertaining! 🎉📝

New funny definition quotes 👇

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

6 days ago

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

1 week ago

bit, confidence, conversation, definition, ever, humor, i, just, looking, middle, phone, reading, text, texting, too, used, word
“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

2 weeks ago

after, before, both, definition, humor, language, means, post, pre, preposterous, pun, same, time, wordplay

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50 shares on Telegram this month:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

35 shares on Facebook this month:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Just saying “Think about it!” is enough to overwhelm many people these days.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

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Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Just shared via Snapchat:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Trending via Threads:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

Trending via Telegram:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Just shared via Discord:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

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