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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Going bananas on X:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Trending via Discord:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Going viral on TikTok:

My lips could use some attention today.

Just landed via Facebook:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Spotted on TikTok:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Spotted on Discord:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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Funny definition quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday words and ideas 🤪📚, turning language into pure comedy gold! Whether you need a chuckle for your day or a clever icebreaker 😂✨, these witty takes will have you seeing definitions in a whole new light. Ready to laugh out loud while expanding your vocabulary? Let’s dive into the funniest meanings that make words way more entertaining! 🎉📝

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14 shares on Instagram this month:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

99 shares on X this month:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

92 shares on Threads this month:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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17,272

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15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Spotted on Telegram:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Spotted on TikTok:

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Going bananas on Discord:

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Freshly posted on X:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Just shared via Telegram:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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