Funny dehydration quotes

• If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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  4 weeks ago

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• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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  4 weeks ago

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• My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

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  1 month ago

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• Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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  1 month ago

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