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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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