Funny detective quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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  "With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! 🚔🔬😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

  Commentary:
  🚂 All aboard the Murder Mystery Express! 🔍🕵️‍♂️ Who needs regular hobbies when you can live out your Hercule Poirot dreams, right? Just imagine solving crimes in style with a cup of tea in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other. All eyes on you, detective extraordinaire! 🕵️‍♀️🚂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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  🕵️‍♂️ "Who knew a trench coat could summon your inner detective vibes so effortlessly? Just channel your inner Sherlock Holmes next time you wear it! 🔍🔦 #UndercoverFashionista"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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  "Ah, coding, where you play both the hero and the villain in a never-ending saga of bugs and breakpoints! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Stay calm, keep talking to yourself, and remember, it's not a bug, it's a feature in disguise! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

  Commentary:
  Trying to debug your code feels like trying to solve a mystery where you're the culprit who left a trail of breadcrumbs – and those breadcrumbs happen to be a bit clueless! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Who knew being an investigator and a suspect at the same time could be so entertaining and frustrating? #ProgrammerLife

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