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"With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! ๐๐ฌ๐"
Funny detective quotes
My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.
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๐ All aboard the Murder Mystery Express! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ Who needs regular hobbies when you can live out your Hercule Poirot dreams, right? Just imagine solving crimes in style with a cup of tea in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other. All eyes on you, detective extraordinaire! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
I havenโt worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me โwhat are you looking for, detective?โ
Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.
Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.
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Trying to debug your code feels like trying to solve a mystery where you're the culprit who left a trail of breadcrumbs – and those breadcrumbs happen to be a bit clueless! ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ Who knew being an investigator and a suspect at the same time could be so entertaining and frustrating? #ProgrammerLife