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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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Reported on Messenger:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Seen just now on Instagram:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Shared recently on Telegram:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Just landed via Twitch:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

Live now on Messenger:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Spotted on YouTube:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Funny difficult time quotes

Funny difficult time quotes bring a splash of laughter 🌟 when life feels like a never-ending challenge 🌀. They turn tough moments into hilarious stories 😂, reminding us that even struggles can have a funny side 🤪. Ready to smile through the chaos? Let these witty words brighten your day and lighten your mood! 💡✨

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Share →: I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Commentary:
Sending buttered thoughts your way 🧈😂 Stay strong in the face of crumby adversity!
3 weeks ago
Share →: I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Commentary:
"I'm awake, send caffeine and good vibes… ☕😴 #PrivacyInPeril"
6 months ago
Share →: After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, the boss is back! 🙈🔥 Let the chaos ensue… Please send good vibes and copious amounts of coffee ☕️ as we navigate this treacherous territory of emails and meetings 😅 #PrayForMySanity"

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Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WhatsApp:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Trending via Twitch:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Just landed via Reddit:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Going viral on Messenger:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Making waves on Messenger:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

In banana years, I am bread.

Trending via Discord:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Seen just now on Discord:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Breaking via YouTube:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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