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Trying to decide if my inbox or my heart is emptier right now 😂📧💔
163 Funny distraction quotes
Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.
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Time flies when you're having fun… or when you're deep into your 8th "dog riding skateboard" video 😂📱🐕🛹
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.
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Looks like I hit the jackpot… but all I got was a selfie! 🎰📱😅
The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.
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Sounds like we all caught a contagious case of zero f*cks given 😄📚🤷♂️
Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.
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Launching phone offenders into orbit: coming soon to a theater near you! 🚀📱🍿
Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️
The year flies by when you’re scrolling.
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Time flies when you're having scrolls! ⏰📱😂
“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”
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This is me perfecting the art of wall-staring while dodging productivity one epic gaze at a time! 🎨🛋️
I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.
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I must have missed the memo—when did "National Lost Track of Time Day" become a thing? 🎉📅🤔