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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

3 months ago

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

3 months ago

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

3 months ago

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

3 months ago

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

3 months ago

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

3 months ago