If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Commentary:
"Talk about inflation in the granola world! 🌾💸 One Nature Valley bar's crumbs are the gift that keeps on giving – a crunchy masterclass in granola economics. 💰♻️ Who knew snacking could be so lucrative? 😂"

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready to trade Grandma's knitting needles for some heavy-duty gear! 🚗💥 Watch out world, we've got a crochet daredevil on the loose! 🧶😄 #NeedleAndThreadSpeedster"

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of biweekly pay – turning paper towels into quesadillas is the ultimate budget-friendly lunch hack! 🌯💸 Who needs real ingredients when you've got creativity and perseverance, am I right? 😄 #PaperTowelCookingMaster"

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of navigating through the maze of flat-packed furniture with nothing but cryptic diagrams and a faint hope of putting it all together correctly! 🛠️🤦🇸🇪 Perhaps understanding those Swedish swear words is the key to unlocking the mystical universe of IKEA assembly instructions. Just remember, when in doubt, shout "Fjäderklämma!" and hope for the best! 😂 #IKEAstruggles

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Commentary:
"Looks like your screws are really falling for you! 😄🔩 Keep an eye out for any loose nuts too, just in case they start following suit. 🤪 #DIYdrama"

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Commentary:
"Who needs a doctor's office when you have power tools and paint? 🔨💪 DIY vasectomy, coming soon to a Home Depot near you! Just remember, measure twice, cut once… 😂 #DIYManhood"