68 Funny door quotes

Funny door quotes add a humorous spin to the everyday act of entering and exiting! 🚪😂 Whether it’s witty remarks about knocking or playful observations about doors that just won’t cooperate, these quotes capture the lighter side of something as simple as a door. Enjoy a laugh as you look at doors in a whole new way! 😄🔑

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could h…

Commentary:
"Who needs wind turbines or solar panels when you have the incredible energy generated by a slamming car door? 💥🚗 Just make sure to stand back and watch the power of that slam! 💪😆"

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped…

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive alarm systems when you have a front door protected by the menacing sight of unpaid bills? 💸🔒 At least your bills are finally serving a purpose… as a makeshift security measure! 😅 #ResourcefulHomeSecurity"

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what…

Commentary:
"Living the royal life with that king-sized bed like Rose hogging that door in Titanic! 👑🛏️ Who needs a Jack when you can spread out like a queen! 😂 #queenofmybed #royaltreatment"

If one door opens when another door closes, your house is p…

Commentary:
🚪😱 "If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted… or you just have really faulty hinges! Either way, it's time to call the ghostbusters or a handyman, just to be safe! 👻🛠️"

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a d…

Commentary:
"Remember folks, doors aren't magical portals to Narnia. If it's closed, just use the handle… because that's how doors work! 🔑🚪 Keep it simple, don't go looking for hidden passageways in your pantry. 😂"

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I…

Commentary:
When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupp…

Commentary:
"I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁‍♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget"

Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through t…

Commentary:
"Monday morning be like… Here's Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles"

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