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Flying high with humor, but airport security prefers a more grounded approach! 😂✈️🚫
37 Funny drug quotes
Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.
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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕
You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.
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This guy on Oxy got the brain cells on vacation mode 🧠🛌😂
Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.
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Taking "higher power" to new heights! 🚀😆 #DivineAltitude
“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.
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Grandma's got that undercover cash flow game mastered! 💵👵❤️
I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.
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"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"
I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.
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"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞♂️⏰💊😂"
ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.
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"ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"
I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.
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"Well, that's one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂"
Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.
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"Alcohol: the original performance-enhancing elixir – unless you count stumbling and slurred speech as top-tier talents! 🍹🙃 #DrinkResponsibly"