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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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17,246

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Dec 22, 2025

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Going bananas on Reddit:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Trending via X:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Just landed via Discord:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.

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Funny early riser quotes

Funny early riser quotes 🌅 are the perfect way to add some humor to those groggy mornings ☕️😴. Whether you’re a sunrise lover or a reluctant alarm clock victim, these witty lines will have you chuckling before your first coffee ☕️😂. Ready to embrace the day with a smile and a laugh? Let’s dive into some playful takes on waking up way too early! 🌞😜

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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3 months ago

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You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

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3 months ago

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23 shares on Snapchat this month:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What are cats even trying to do?

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,246

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Dec 22, 2025

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I love putting on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus, it’s fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Snapchat:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Seen just now on Slack:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Making waves on Instagram:

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Spotted on Twitch:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Seen just now on TikTok:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Going viral on YouTube:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Making waves on WeChat:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Live now on Reddit:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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