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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Spotted on Messenger:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Going viral on X:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Shared recently on Reddit:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Live now on Twitch:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Going viral on Slack:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Just shared via Twitch:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Trending via WhatsApp:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Spotted on Twitch:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Funny emptiness quotes

Funny emptiness quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when life feels a little hollow 😅🕳️. They turn the void into a playground of wit and laughter, proving that even emptiness can have a sense of humor 🤡✨. Perfect for sharing when you want to lighten the mood or just embrace the irony of an empty space in the most entertaining way! 😂🎉

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Commentary:
Feeling like I just ate a salad when I signed up for pizza night. 🍕🥗❌📺
3 weeks ago
Share →: Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Commentary:
Brain's out of snacks again! 🍿🤔 Guess it's time to restock on wisdom! 📚😅
6 months ago
Share →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of tragedy in every spoonful… A heart-wrenching drama of unrequited ice cream love 😢🍦 Maybe it's time to upgrade to a bigger bowl or simply embrace the art of double-dipping! 😏 #IceCreamStruggles"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Commentary:
"Who needs bills and junk mail when you can blissfully avoid responsibilities? 📬😄 Welcome to the advanced level of adulthood – where an empty mailbox is the ultimate victory dance! 💃 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Coffee is just goth water.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Just landed via Discord:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

Spotted on Discord:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Spotted on TikTok:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Spotted on Slack:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Just landed via Reddit:

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Freshly posted on Threads:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

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