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Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Just landed via YouTube:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Live now on Telegram:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Trending via Snapchat:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Trending via Twitch:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Freshly posted on X:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Just shared via Reddit:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Last night’s dream could have been an email.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

85 shares on X this month:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

23 shares on X this month:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

23 shares on X this month:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Pinterest:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

Going bananas on X:

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Breaking via Slack:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Seen just now on Slack:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Making waves on TikTok:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Breaking via Reddit:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Seen just now on Slack:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Just landed via WeChat:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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