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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

May 23, 2026

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

May 23, 2026

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

May 23, 2026

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

May 23, 2026

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

May 23, 2026

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

May 23, 2026

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

May 23, 2026

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

May 23, 2026

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

May 23, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

May 23, 2026

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

May 23, 2026

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

May 23, 2026

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

May 23, 2026

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

May 23, 2026

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

May 22, 2026

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

May 22, 2026

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

May 21, 2026

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

May 21, 2026

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

May 21, 2026

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

May 21, 2026

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

May 20, 2026

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

May 19, 2026

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

May 19, 2026

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

May 19, 2026

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

May 19, 2026

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

May 19, 2026

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

May 19, 2026

I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

May 19, 2026

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

May 19, 2026

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

May 19, 2026

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

May 19, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

May 19, 2026