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Funny expired quotes

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My main takeaway from 'The Walking Dead' is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025