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That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Seen just now on Threads:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Spotted on Reddit:

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Funny farm quotes bring a chuckle to the fields 🌾😂 Whether you’re milking cows 🐄 or chasing chickens 🐔, these witty sayings capture the quirky charm of farm life. Perfect for brightening your day or sharing a laugh with fellow farm lovers, they remind us that life on the farm is full of fun, surprises, and a little bit of mud! 🌻🚜 Get ready to smile from sunrise to sunset!

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Live now on TikTok:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Spotted on WeChat:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Just landed via Slack:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Just landed via WeChat:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Just shared via YouTube:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Live now on LinkedIn:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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