Funny farm quotes

• Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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  1 month ago

  agriculture, booming, bot, bot farm, dying, farm, farming, humor, industry, technology

• Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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  1 month ago

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• Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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  1 month ago

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• People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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  1 month ago

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