173 funny fashion quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

May 25, 2026

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

May 25, 2026

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

May 25, 2026

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

May 25, 2026

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

May 25, 2026

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

May 25, 2026

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

May 25, 2026

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

May 25, 2026

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

May 25, 2026

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

May 25, 2026

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

May 25, 2026

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

May 25, 2026

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

May 25, 2026

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

May 24, 2026

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

May 24, 2026

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

May 24, 2026

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

May 24, 2026

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

May 24, 2026

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

May 24, 2026

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

May 24, 2026

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

May 24, 2026

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

May 24, 2026

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

May 24, 2026

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

May 24, 2026

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

May 24, 2026

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

May 24, 2026

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

May 24, 2026

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

May 23, 2026

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

May 23, 2026

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

May 23, 2026

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

May 23, 2026

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

May 23, 2026

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

May 23, 2026

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

May 23, 2026

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

May 23, 2026

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

May 23, 2026

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

May 23, 2026

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

May 23, 2026

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

May 23, 2026

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

May 23, 2026