173 funny fashion quotes - Page 4 - Wordgag

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

May 23, 2026

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

May 23, 2026

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

May 23, 2026

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

May 23, 2026

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

May 22, 2026

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

May 22, 2026

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

May 22, 2026

Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

May 22, 2026

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

May 22, 2026

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

May 22, 2026

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

May 22, 2026

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

May 22, 2026

My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

May 22, 2026

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

May 22, 2026

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

May 22, 2026

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

May 22, 2026

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

May 22, 2026

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

May 22, 2026

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

May 21, 2026

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

May 21, 2026

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

May 21, 2026

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

May 21, 2026

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

May 21, 2026

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

May 21, 2026

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

May 21, 2026

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

May 21, 2026

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

May 21, 2026

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

May 21, 2026

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

May 21, 2026

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

May 21, 2026

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

May 21, 2026

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

May 21, 2026

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

May 21, 2026

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

May 21, 2026

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

May 21, 2026

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

May 20, 2026

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

May 20, 2026

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

May 20, 2026

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

May 20, 2026

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

May 20, 2026