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Guess I'll be fabulously misunderstood in head-to-toe black 😎🖤✨
177 Funny fashion quotes
Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.
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Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides
These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.
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When did my knees join the Witness Protection Program? 🕺🦵🔍
I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.
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Sounds like you're just one closet away from a chore-lympics event! 🧺👕😂
My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.
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When my wallet catches up with my dreams, even my shoes will be strutting like they're on a mission! 👠💸✨
I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.
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Your dog is probably thinking, "Why doesn't she just go with my classic 'no clothes' approach? Works every time!" 🐶👗😆
If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?
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Sounds like my leggings have graduated to "almost-jeans" status 😂🤷♀️ #LeggingLogic
Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.
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Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.
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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"
I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.
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When it comes to summer dresses, I'm like a squirrel with nuts—always ready for more! 🌞👗🐿️