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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Going viral on X:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Seen just now on Discord:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Live now on Twitch:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Just landed via Messenger:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Just shared via X:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Broadcasted on Discord:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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