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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Just landed via Threads:

“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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