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6 months ago
Share →: He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Commentary:
Looks like Santa's more forgetful than we thought! 🎅📋🥛 Maybe he got distracted by all those cookies and never made it to the dairy aisle. Naughty list for the milk, Santa! 🍪🥛📜
6 months ago
Share →: Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Commentary:
"Senility: turning mall parking lots into your own personal labyrinth game 🚗🔀 Keep calm, the car hunt adventure continues! #LostAndFoundInMall"
6 months ago
Share →: Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Commentary:
"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Commentary:
"Imagine having a built-in memory bank in your brain for remembering those awkward 'wait, do I know you?' encounters… 🤔🧠 #FacialRecognitionUpgradeFailed"
6 months ago
Share →: I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Commentary:
"Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Commentary:
"Trying to hack into my accounts? Good luck, my first line of defense is my own forgetfulness! 🧠🚫🔒 #SecureByForgetfulness"
6 months ago
Share →: Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Commentary:
"Oh, you mean the app that immediately tells you everything you need to know about the person standing in front of you? 🤔😄 Well, wouldn't that make networking events a whole lot easier? No more awkward small talk or forgetting names five seconds after being introduced! Here's hoping for that next big tech breakthrough! 💥📱"
6 months ago
Share →: I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you can always count on winning that one award! 🏆😂 Who needs a good memory when you have a great sense of humor, right? 🧠🚫😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic glasses-free menu roulette game! 🎲🍽️ Let's hope your finger lands on the culinary jackpot and not the mysterious 'Chef's Surprise' dish! 👀🍀"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Commentary:
Isn't it just like our brains to do us dirty like that? 🧠🤔 It's like having a personal assistant with selective memory – remembering to remind you that you forgot something, but conveniently leaving out the crucial details! 🤷‍♂️ #BrainFail