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Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Making waves on Facebook:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Just shared via Telegram:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Freshly posted on X:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Freshly posted on X:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Making waves on Snapchat:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Breaking via Facebook:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Making waves on Telegram:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

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21 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

84 shares on Slack this month:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

88 shares on Discord this month:

“You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

66 shares on X this month:

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

43 shares on Slack this month:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Messenger:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Live now on Facebook:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Making waves on Discord:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Trending via Reddit:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Trending via Telegram:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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