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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

Making waves on Slack:

I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Seen just now on Reddit:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Going viral on YouTube:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Just shared via Facebook:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Going viral on Telegram:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Live now on Discord:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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22 shares on TikTok this month:

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

41 shares on X this month:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Breaking via Telegram:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Spotted on WeChat:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Just landed via WeChat:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Making waves on Instagram:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Spotted on Slack:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Just shared via TikTok:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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