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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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Breaking via Telegram:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Trending via Slack:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Spotted on Messenger:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Just shared via Slack:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Spotted on Pinterest:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Going viral on Discord:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Making waves on Messenger:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Making waves on Twitch:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Funny gently quotes

Funny gently quotes bring a splash of humor with a soft touch 🌟—perfect for those moments when you want to laugh without offending 😄. They’re like a cozy hug wrapped in wit, making everyday life a little brighter and lighter 💫. Ready to giggle gently and share smiles? Let’s dive into the world of playful words that tickle your funny bone without the bite! 😂✨

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1 day ago
Share →: I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

Commentary:
Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅
3 weeks ago
Share →: Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Commentary:
"When you wake up and realize the only thing rising is your caffeine consumption! 😅☕️ #MistakesMakeUsHuman"
6 months ago
Share →: Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘‍♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Messenger:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Breaking via YouTube:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Just landed via TikTok:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Just shared via Twitch:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Live now on Slack:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Shared recently on Slack:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Reported on TikTok:

There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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