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Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,472

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Reddit:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Just landed via Threads:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Trending via X:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Making waves on Reddit:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Making waves on Slack:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Just shared via TikTok:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Going viral on Facebook:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

99 shares on X this month:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

57 shares on Discord this month:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,406

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Slack:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

You only live once and thank God for that.

Just landed via X:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Seen just now on Threads:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Seen just now on X:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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