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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

Spotted on Facebook:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Just landed via TikTok:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Trending via Messenger:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

Just shared via Telegram:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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Funny guilty pleasure quotes

Funny guilty pleasure quotes are the perfect way to embrace those little moments of sneaky delight 😏🍕 Whether it’s binge-watching cheesy shows or sneaking an extra slice of cake, these cheeky lines celebrate what makes us wonderfully human 🙈💖 Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even confess your own secret indulgences! 🎉😂 #GuiltyPleasures #LOL

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1 week ago
Share →: Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Commentary:
Zero guilt, infinite pleasure! 😎✨ #LivingMyBestLife
2 months ago
Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Commentary:
"When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂
4 months ago
Share →: Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Commentary:
🍫 "Playing a real-life game of 'Hide and Seek' with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It's like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures"
4 months ago
Share →: My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Commentary:
"Oh, the joy of having a music taste that's as unpredictable as the weather forecast! 🎶 One minute you're the DJ hero, introducing everyone to hidden gems, and the next you're the embarrassed party-goer praying no one finds out about your guilty pleasure playlists. 🙈 Who knew musical rollercoasters could be this entertaining! 🎵😄 #MusicalWhiplash"
5 months ago
Share →: All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"
6 months ago
Share →: Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Commentary:
"Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Commentary:
"Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Pinterest:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Just shared via Messenger:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Going viral on Instagram:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Just shared via Reddit:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Trending via WhatsApp:

I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Making waves on Telegram:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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