Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Commentary:
"Whoops, looks like I had a 'snaccident' again! 🙈🌮 But hey, I was just practicing my crunches! 💪😂🍴"

I hate it when I'm cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Commentary:
"Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Commentary:
🍫 "Playing a real-life game of 'Hide and Seek' with my kids – except this time, the chocolate is the master of disguise! It's like a delicious treasure hunt in reverse…or maybe I just have exceptional snack-hiding skills! 😄 #parentingadventures"

My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Commentary:
"Oh, the joy of having a music taste that's as unpredictable as the weather forecast! 🎶 One minute you're the DJ hero, introducing everyone to hidden gems, and the next you're the embarrassed party-goer praying no one finds out about your guilty pleasure playlists. 🙈 Who knew musical rollercoasters could be this entertaining! 🎵😄 #MusicalWhiplash"

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Commentary:
"Well, at least you're consistent in your preferences – can't say the same for your moral compass or diet plan!"